Meat statue

A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.

I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.

by EQuotationmark March 2, 2022

big hoe status

It don’t mean that you a hoe, it just that you just fuck over shit

I’m on big hoe status

by Realrkiller June 17, 2022

tard status

-a describing words for someone who does something incredibly stupid or looks ridiculous or dumb.

'Oh my god, that outfit is tard status'

by bananananamana. November 12, 2007

thumbtack status

another way to say posted or chilling out

I'm on thumbtack status

by babygirl69 June 25, 2008

yeme status

you make someone stop what they are saying by playing them

Person A: "you stupid!"
Person B: "no, you so stupid on job applications that when it says 'do not write on this dotted line' you put 'okay.'"

Crowd looking on: "Oooo! He just put you on yeme status!"

by DJ NIcky Nick December 21, 2007

unc status

Unc status: Someone who is above the age of 18 or just turned 18 yet is still surrounded by people younger than them. Also could be referred to as a pedo

Ex1:

A: Yo bro you just turned 18 huh?
B: Yeah why?
A: DAAMN, you're an unc now

Ex2:
A: He is always around kids bro
B: Yea he achieved unc status

by egskibidi June 13, 2024

re-status

posting another friends status or post as your own on facebook.

jon's gonna re-status mike's hilarious post about the philadelphia eagles.

by k8 the great September 7, 2009