Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

lemon

A configuration of being, usually round and yellow in form, which we all know is a deep-state agent working for the government.

Person A: Wow! Look at this lemon, that is definitely a fruit, and not a government issued spy device!

Person B: Boy, I sure am glad I haven't been scrombled yet!

by BR3INR0T May 19, 2021

Lemon Zest

When a woman doesn’t wash her coochie for a week and her partner and her perform the 69 which the partner does by using lemon juice to hide the fishy stank but the fish taste leaves some zest.

“I never knew fish and lemon could taste so good together until Me and wife tried the lemon zest

by The Ungraceful January 18, 2020

Glazed and lemon filled

When you cum on a individual and then pee inside them afterward.

During sex I glazed and lemon filled her!

by Xeuskei November 12, 2023

lemon curry

Basically Urine Soup. Almost no one knows what it is however, so it's the perfect modern day hot lemonade prank.

Generic Man A: Hey, I just stirred up some Lemon Curry! Would you like some?
Generic Man B: Lemon Curry?

by SkinnyFat July 22, 2016

Squeezed like a lemon

Really tired, drained!

Massimo is always squeezed like a lemon from working out his muscles so much!

by Massimo’s language December 19, 2023

ate lemons

Internet slang: Chi Ning Meng, lit. eat lemons, the first letter of each word CNM, lit. f**k your mother

Below this thread, there were a bunch of people who spammed that they ate lemons

by BobSlang February 7, 2021