mattress eater

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being a mattress eater is not healthy bro

by jaymethazine May 16, 2021

Uber Eater

An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers

I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.

by Da Mistress December 7, 2020

man eater

1. a human female who has sex with as many men as she can like she wants to fuck everyone.

2 someone who eats man.

she's a man eater....stay clear

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

delpad the fetus eater

the being got created after the covid 19 it began to kill. kill everything it got too bad so the humans had to flee to the bunkers and now we live in the underground world of monkey and the delpad is still roaming around

agghh the delpad the fetus eater is mad why is it always in the dawn

by delpad January 12, 2022

cherry eater

When a man goes down on a girl while on her period

He’s a cherry eater.

by Multiplejoints December 19, 2024

Snow eater

A person who forcibly jerks off dogs to make it produce "snow" (semen) and proceeds to lick it up freaky style. The person then proceeds to have an intense meltdown for 30 minutes because he got high on the dog's semen.

"I'm addicted to being a Snow eater... Dogs are just so sexy"

by UbearAq March 6, 2024

pencil-eater

A concept, idea, project, etc. that is so confusing, it leads the habitual pencil biter to skip biting the unfortunate number two, and go straight to eating it.

"Hey, y'know this question's a real pencil-eater, it's been stumping me for weeks!"

"This project's such a pencil-eater, you mean to tell me I need how many sources for it? I can't even find one! Who wrote this textbook anyway?!"

"Man, adobe choosing to trick its customers into a year long subscription sure is a real pencil-eater! It's like they wanted a lawsuit or something!"

by JITTERS_XP July 8, 2024