There is very little known about this being. Simply put, Dan Caddick is proof that there is indeed a higher power somewhere out there. The most aesthetically pleasing man to walk the Earth, able to seduce any woman who so much lays eyes on him. It's speculated that he is the root reason that envy and jealously even exist amongst men in the first place. Rumour has it that his cock rivals in length the city of Paris and that it was in fact his cumshot that was responsible for the nuking of two Japanese cities during 1945 in World War 2, but this was later covered up by NATO. It is believed that Dan Caddick originated from the Bermuda Triangle and that he is in fact the younger brother of Godzilla, who turned on him due to jealousy over his beauty and immense cock size. The KGB believes that he was indeed captured and held in Area 51 for a brief period of time, but was extracted by a specialist team lead by Dylan Ashworth and the motive remains unknown. Reports estimate him as being millions of years old as hieroglyphics depict him putting dinosaurs in headlocks and being the shit out of them. A lot remains unknown about Dan Caddick. Well renowned professor Dr Lewis Whitehouse and his team remain determined to investigate into this enigma further.
by N1SS4N GTR July 5, 2022
Get the Dan Caddickmug. by Lxxxx January 2, 2021
Get the Dan Chancemug. by BarackObamaOfficial September 1, 2019
Get the Dan Fishmug. Satirist working primarily through video and writings.
Saying what you do not mean to get across what you do mean in art form.
Saying what you do not mean to get across what you do mean in art form.
"My latest video is a bit Dan Wall, but I think it is still black and white as to what is right and wrong."
by Mark Turin September 26, 2009
Get the Dan Wallmug. by BreakComps February 21, 2025
Get the Dan-tasticmug. Dan is an absolute freak of nature with a body from the gods. The Bloke has a heart of gold and a great shlong to go with it
Person 1 - “Hey there’s Dan!”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
by SickCunt101 September 22, 2020
Get the Dan the stallionmug. dan is dog water. if youre friends with a dan his dads fat and his mom is waiting to make love to you.
Dan your dads overweight!
by SGhero48 January 26, 2021
Get the Danmug.