dancing on water

Pretending to like someone when both of you know you hate each other. Social and Professional settings.

My boss tried to fire me and I put in my 2 weeks notice so I could cash out my vacation package before he had the chance. He said "Hey Brother, do you mind running an errand for me real quick"? I said "I am so sorry buddy, unfortunately my tires are all flat." We both knew I was lying because my car was parked out front. We were Dancing On Water

by the scripture August 15, 2016

Cane Water

Saving up cum for years.

How long have you had your cane water for?

by CompactSkydiver June 5, 2018

Coffee and water

Basically a euphemism for sex. Originated in Britain, where they’d order coffee and water at pubs in the morning after sex.

Hot damn! We had some coffee and water last night if you know what I mean.

by Drpepper446 November 25, 2021

Taki water

Water mixed with taki chips to make it spicy

Man 1 “yo I just had so much taki water”
Man 2 “I hope u don’t get high”

by Taki master January 18, 2021

Water barrel

Referring to a man with a belly - especially with a rounded beer gut.

“You’ ve grown yourself a bit of a water barrel haven’t you mate?!”

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 13, 2018

Beaver Water

Any liquid near or coming out from the vagina.

Pregnant woman: "My beaver water broke! Get me to a hospital!"

or

"It's so hot, my shorts are soaked in beaver water."

by M&KDictionary June 12, 2009

The Water Ballon

The act of an uncircumcised man pinching off the excess skin on his anteater and peeing for the purpose of filling his now water tight turtleneck. Then, when his new found weapon is about to burst, he releases his grip drenching his target in warm golden venom!

Billy has been a real ass lately, the next time that clown mouths off... He's getting The Water Ballon

by ChangoUnchained December 2, 2013