Passion shit

The kind of poop that either hurts so bad you want to cry, or It feels so relieving that you want to pray. Either way, you end up getting all emotional over it.

That burrito had clogged up my guts for 2 full days until I took that shirtless passion shit.

by cainraw December 11, 2009

shit blocked

When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.

I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!

by john coulda woulda shoulda July 29, 2009

shotgun shits

The type of diarrhea that sprays everywhere covering a large area

Friend: do you want Taco Bell

Me: no they give me shotgun shits

by Lit fam March 8, 2017

Shit Bridge

A floating bridge of toilet paper keeping your shit dry created by clogging a toilet with a whole roll of toilet paper then taking a dump on top of the toilet paper bridge.

The janitors were real pissed off today. Someone created a shit bridge in the bathroom and they had to use a shovel to clear it out!

by Sucio S October 21, 2011

Shit Mist

That wet air that hits your ass when you flush the toilet while still sitting on it.

"Man I just took a dump. That shit mist felt weird as fuck."

by ShoddyVariety November 2, 2019

Thrifted that shit

The act of making a purchase of an item or article of clothing from a thrift store.

Friend: Hey man, where did you get those scuffed-up military shoes?

You: I thrifted that shit!

Friend: Dude your toaster-oven lever wont stay down.

You: Yeah I know it's because I thrifted that shit.

by TuckerSW November 6, 2010

a holy shit

A shit so relieving that it makes one feel heavenly.

Dude. I just took a holy shit and I feel great.

by starbursty April 26, 2016