by ShoddyVariety November 2, 2019
Get the Shit Mistmug. A floating bridge of toilet paper keeping your shit dry created by clogging a toilet with a whole roll of toilet paper then taking a dump on top of the toilet paper bridge.
The janitors were real pissed off today. Someone created a shit bridge in the bathroom and they had to use a shovel to clear it out!
by Sucio S October 21, 2011
Get the Shit Bridgemug. When you drop a fat load and are blessed with not having to wipe your ass, as your shit miraculously left no trace on your anus.
"Nothing like a Miracle Shit when you're low on toilet paper."
"I wiped and there was nothing! Talk about a Miracle Shit!"
"I wiped and there was nothing! Talk about a Miracle Shit!"
by BanterBean April 18, 2017
Get the Miracle Shitmug. by dibber88 November 29, 2009
Get the mustard shitmug. The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.
Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.
John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.
John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.
by Alt_f420 June 17, 2020
Get the granny shitmug. The kind of poop that either hurts so bad you want to cry, or It feels so relieving that you want to pray. Either way, you end up getting all emotional over it.
by cainraw December 11, 2009
Get the Passion shitmug. The sensation of needing to go back in the house to fire off a missile immediately after starting a project in the garage. It's a real momentum killer. If you're ever constipated, head out to the garage and pick up a drill. Instant 💩. #garageshits
by Captain Walleye November 10, 2018
Get the Garage Shitsmug.