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Shit Mist

That wet air that hits your ass when you flush the toilet while still sitting on it.
"Man I just took a dump. That shit mist felt weird as fuck."
by ShoddyVariety November 2, 2019
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Shit Bridge

A floating bridge of toilet paper keeping your shit dry created by clogging a toilet with a whole roll of toilet paper then taking a dump on top of the toilet paper bridge.
The janitors were real pissed off today. Someone created a shit bridge in the bathroom and they had to use a shovel to clear it out!
by Sucio S October 21, 2011
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Miracle Shit

When you drop a fat load and are blessed with not having to wipe your ass, as your shit miraculously left no trace on your anus.
"Nothing like a Miracle Shit when you're low on toilet paper."
"I wiped and there was nothing! Talk about a Miracle Shit!"
by BanterBean April 18, 2017
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mustard shit

a shit with the color and texture of Dijon mustard
"Wow that really burns. Must of been a mustard shit"
by dibber88 November 29, 2009
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granny shit

The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.
Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.

John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.
by Alt_f420 June 17, 2020
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Passion shit

The kind of poop that either hurts so bad you want to cry, or It feels so relieving that you want to pray. Either way, you end up getting all emotional over it.
That burrito had clogged up my guts for 2 full days until I took that shirtless passion shit.
by cainraw December 11, 2009
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Garage Shits

The sensation of needing to go back in the house to fire off a missile immediately after starting a project in the garage. It's a real momentum killer. If you're ever constipated, head out to the garage and pick up a drill. Instant 💩. #garageshits
I needed to go fix the car but didn’t get anything done because I got the garage shits.
by Captain Walleye November 10, 2018
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