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Mexican Dishwasher

When a girl is eating your asshole, giving you the reach around jerk off, and you give her the diarrhea spray
I took Maria home last night and I gave her the Mexican Dishwasher. Now we need to call a plumber and house keeper.
by Lord wagner May 15, 2018
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Mexican Pothole

Rubbing asses together in a manner to make one's assholes kiss.
These two chicks where bumping asses so hard they caused a Mexican Pothole.
by Andoman2k May 10, 2018
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Mexican jet

That jet-fast, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole when you're taking a dump the morning after eating a hot Mexican meal.
- I really liked that new Mexican joint last night.

- Me, too. I feel a Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos, phoo-ee.
by vadissimo October 22, 2008
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Mexican Greaser

The greasy sweat developed on the penis, anus and/or vagina of a Mexican after hard labour in the summer heat.
José: Did you bring the lube, amigo?
Mateo: No way, José. I just finished a 12 hour shift at my construction job. There is no need for lube when I can be the Mexican greaser this time.
by Liverslapper July 3, 2023
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mexican wad

A wad or roll of money that is made up of small denominations, typically one dollar bills. Named because mexicans commonly like to carry them instead of changing their singles into larger bills.
Guy 1: I need to get this mexican wad changed

Guy 2: Nah man, just hit the strip club, dem bitches love singles!
by Thatoneguy2 November 5, 2013
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Mexican Feast

A drink taken as a "shot" with three components: one shot glass of tequila (gold or silver), one shot glass of tomato or corn salsa, and a tortilla chip. When taking a Mexican Feast, the drinker first takes the shot of tequila, second the shot of salsa, and then finishes by eating the chip.
"I want to fucking party tonight but let's think outside the bun... I know, let's get some fucking Mexican Feasts!"
by Geoffrey Dongfingers August 26, 2011
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Mexican sideburns

Hairy Inside Of the Leg. Usally Found On Females Below The Vagina. Looks Like Side Burns On the Inside Of the Leg
Jim: Hey I Rooted this Chick Last night
Josh: Yea?
Jim: Shit She Had Hairy Mexican Sideburns.
by Taumata March 10, 2008
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