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Jason

When you pull a Jason you are so drunk that you try to walk through a drive thru.
Dude did you see that guy pull a Jason last night when we walked out of the bar?
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Jason

Man, that kid with no parents is really a Jason!
by Yourmompickedagoodname August 25, 2022
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Jason

A super nice person to know. Who likes to joke around and who is very sarcastic. He has a 7 inch dick that he can fly with. He is super shredded and is very respectful to the woman he likes most.
by Blackman444kkk December 6, 2021
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Bald Head Jason

When a sick and twisted individual shaves his head and eyebrows and proceeds to give the most disgusting head to another man. This act usually ends in the receiver killing the giver.
Gordon - Yo why that dude look like that lmao

Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.
by G6Saitin July 10, 2022
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Jason

Yo Jason is pretty cool.
Yeah he is.
by Wingstheperson September 13, 2023
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Jason

Big Dick n****a, huge fuck stick and is beautiful in bed.
Wow Jason penis is huge
by China Is fat af March 8, 2019
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Jason

Jason is usually a Straub. He has a twin and was adopted from an orphanage from Romania. He grew up in Wisconsin and is the perfect mix of farm boy and Hollywood, minus the farm. He is very athletic and has no patience.

Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.
Jason is kind. Jason is smart. Jason is important.
by Jstaub1992 November 23, 2021
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