Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

hooker-clown

A woman wearing too much makeup which gives off the appearance of a mix between a rodeo clown and a prostitute.

News Reporter: Michele Bachmann looked like a hooker clown during the first round of debates

Guy 1: You see that girl across the bar with the heavy eyeliner and red lipstick?

Guy 2:Yeah! She totally looks like a hooker-clown.

by camnewtownmvp November 1, 2011

Clown Dog

The act of wearing clown makeup while performing anal sex on a recipient that has not received an enema or some kind of anal douche prior to the act, followed by oral sex in which the recipient cleans the penis or dildo in a fashion resembling eating a chili dog at a carnival.

She is a hardcore ICP groupie.I heard they gave her a clown dog while they were on tour last year.

by Paul-E-Sure June 18, 2020

high clown

a person who lives a rich and lavish lifestyle, but in fact really has no money or struggles financially.

Ken: sup jon, nice wallet you have there.
Jon: Yeah man, I just bought it at Gucci for $300, wanna pay for lunch?
Ken: Stop clownin' around you high clown, and act like a classy man since you asked me to lunch.

the hoodrats and fake ass g's you see in downtown going to H&M and Zara tryna b fresh when they actually live on welfare.

by phoreals August 4, 2011

pre clown

A chick before she puts on makeup.

Hey Tony, yo lady came to my door last night while you was sleeping. But she was all pre clown so i sent her back to bed with yo azz.

by zwibble de jah jah December 10, 2008

Clown car

Donald Trump's limo.

And here comes the Clown car straight down 1600 Penn.

by That Lego on the floor April 28, 2017

Grey Clown

A serious medical condition caused by a lack of blood flow to the penis, not only in the form of Erectile Dysfunction, but also in normal blood flow. This leaves the penis permanently flaccid and with a slight greyish hint due to the lack of blood.

Jackson: Hey bro. I saw you taking Chloe home last night. You smash?
Paul: As soon as I took my pants off she laughed at my grey clown and left.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017