Post-Christmas Dumping

A popular, yet unheard of holiday tradition that usually takes place the night of Christmas or at any point in time on the day after Christmas. In this tradition, one locks his or herself in a bathroom for an unusually large period of time and painfully excretes all holiday fruitcakes consumed over the past few days. This tradition is a wonderful way to say say goodbye to the Christmas season and to prepare your bowels for the upcoming new years.

Brian: That was a great Christmas season. Best Christmas ever!
Jimmy: Yeah it was! But now it's time for the Post-Christmas Dumping. See you in a couple hours.

by TheDirtyHoodelum December 26, 2014

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genshin christmas cult

A cult that is for the whole genshin fandom. Creators on TikTok set their pfps' to a Christmas themed photo of a genshin character. -- Also one of the best cults out there.

Person 1: "Hey, are you in the genshin christmas cult?"
Person 2: "Yup!"
Person 1: "Great, I'll follow you now!"

by candyforall November 14, 2021

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Spreading Christmas Cheer

When a girl gives a boy a blowjob during the holiday season and he blows his load (christmas cheer) in her face.

Tyler: "Dude I just spread Christmas cheer all over that hoe's face."
Samson: "Dude your just like Santa Claus."

Boy: "My mom caught me spreading Christmas cheer all over my girlfriends face."

by courtneyann! January 6, 2009

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The Ghost of Christmas Past

The first Christmas Eve after a spouse's parent has passed away, the husband dips his penis into their loved one's urn and has sex with his wife.

By dipping my penis into this urn and letting your vagina swallow the ashes, we are honoring the life of your late Mother. This is, The Ghost of Christmas Past.

by doofmonger May 25, 2010

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