Bum Paddle

Some sort of flat paddle used to hit people with, usually in the bum, thus the name bum paddle.
Also used to paddle boasts in some circumstances.

Man: We hit the bum paddle courts today- tomorrow I'll expect we'll try squash...

by Lafawnda 1013832 April 15, 2008

Bum Shock

Also known as Poo Jabs.

Bum Shock is caused by a confusion at the Sphincter and is recognised by a short attack of pain in the anus. It is ultimately caused by needing a massive poo which hasn't quite brewed.

Ouch, my bum hurts.

You've got Bum shock!

by Gallimerde March 3, 2007

bum thief

sum1 who steals anal virginaty and likes gay sex
invented by joe bedford

im not walkin home in case sum bum thief gets me

by JOHN MOSS May 27, 2004

bum train

when 3 or more guys all have anal sex together in a row

i had a bum train last night, there were 8 of us

by robin November 11, 2003

chilli bum

When someone eats too many chillies and it burns their EXIT hole.

that was one badass mexican night cause i got chilli bum.

by Rozza and Brodles May 17, 2004

Bum Thunder

The act of farting on someone's johnson during anal sex.

James, I'm going to bum thunder you.

by Lady Thunder April 5, 2013

Bum Puffie

the release of gas through the anus: a fart

Three year old passes gas, "Mom, did you hear my bum puffie?"

by Michele Wall June 26, 2006