Twat Bandit

Man who easily seduces women

Mark is a real twat bandit, he's got a new woman in the sack evry weekend and they know it.

by Jason ! August 17, 2007

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twat ape

an unshaven vagina with flabby lips and smells like a buttsickle or a monkey butt.

unkempt orfice usually clogged by a massive amount of long, curly hair.

Get that twat ape out of my face.

Nykia, stop being a twat ape.

I coudn't find the glory hole on that twat ape.

Mike got his hands stuck in a Nykia's twat ape.

by licker-hater January 14, 2011

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Twat Swatter

A girl who prevents her friend or friends from getting laid; the female version of a cock block

caitlin is a major twat swatter tonight

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 16, 2011

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Twinkie Twat

A young teenage girl who thinks she's hotter than the rest, likes attention from older men, a total airhead bimbo that probably eats tide pods and takes 1000 selfies.

Look at that tide pod eating little twinkie twat flirting with the geezers.

by Ravenwolf666 August 27, 2018

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slam twatted

When someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. Speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.

Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.

by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007

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When the two words "boggy" and "twat" are used together, it becomes a phrase that is used as an alternative way of calling someone any combination of basic swear words like f*cking b*tch, f*cking c*unt, dumb*ss b*tch, etc. This phrase is considered as a more humorous way of insulting someone and is usually used among friends as a joke

Mike: "Hahaha...bro you're such a little b*tch sometimes"
Alan: "Hahaha...shut up you boggy twat"

by I'm Sofa King Hard November 5, 2018

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