Uno reverse card

When you are getting a blowjob and then your significant other chokes and dies. You then drag the body out and kill yourself so no one knows.

Chad-Ughhhh this feels so good

Veronica-GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK
Chad- uno reverse card me

Veronica- okay baby (fucking dies)
Chad- oh that was so hot (kills himself)

by Bigboy Charles June 2, 2022

Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022

Uno Reverse Card

Top 10 weapons too dangerous that they're illegal in all countries

"Sir you got shot by a criminal"
*shows uno reverse card*
"Yeah, I shot that guy so hard- WHAT THE"

by notarealperson111 January 15, 2021

credit card debt

when u like have shit ur owed and like but its on ur credit card

oh shit i got credit card debt guess i'll die or shit

by litteralydead4553 February 19, 2023

Re V-Card

When youre single for so long that your revirganized out of principle.

Michael hasnt had the touch of a woman in so long that he is officially revirginized and his re v-card can be taken once again.

by TuckFrump2021 July 19, 2021

Cards Against Humanity

The best card game ever created. The stuff of dreams and nightmares alike, and the only *true* way to know if your friends are sociopaths

We've got time and Wifi, who's down for Cards Against Humanity ?

by The *Other* *That* Guy July 24, 2019

Pink Flash Card

Ref. 'Bitch Please'

Also stated as "PFC"

"When my mom told me she wouldn't let me go to the party last night, I was like 'Pink Flash Card'"

by Titty Mc'Fag-Nuggets October 16, 2009