The Bob Blues

Period of sadness that occurs after about a month of having a bob that you either spontaneously cut yourself or got cut at a salon, the longer the original length of your hair the worse the hair-depression.

"OMG queen you got a bob" - A
"I love it" - B

*1-2 months later*

"Damn bitch, i miss my long hair, this shit is annoying" - B
"Ah . . . I see you have the bob blues : (" - A

by OOP_Queeb November 20, 2020

Hickory Bob

Redneck, bubba, all around unsophisticated person hailing most likely from the backwoods of America

That hickory bob keeps spitting his tobacco on the floor!

by guey October 23, 2009

average bob

A simple person, who does not always grasp the concept at hand.

"Hey do you think Patrick can finish that report"
"I don't know he is kind of an average bob"

by _shameless_ May 6, 2014

Ark Bob

Throny

Throny is such a ark bob

by tek man January 5, 2021

Bob Ross

Bob Ross is another word for Jesus.

"who the fuck is bob dross?"
"its Bob Ross you fucking bitch, and he is basically jesus"

by JustDidABadThing August 26, 2019

8uoB (bob)

8uob has lung, breast, foot, pelvis, testicular, and leg cancer along with ocd and ptsd and add and adhd and he's also blind, deaf, and mute and he has no pp as he removed it to stop his penis cancer. He is a retired squid game contestant and his nickname is derpy and he has no hair and his arms were removed and placed closer to his legs and he's on the back of a ruler.

8uoB (bob) is my bestestestestestestestestest friend.

by Bihg shues lookin a$$ November 10, 2021

Bob Newhart

A comedian noted for his stuttering delivery. Starred in several successful TV series during the 1970s and 80s, all of which involved his name in some way, including "Bob," "Bob Newhart," and "Newhart," which used to run ad nauseum on Nick at Nite during the 1990s after all the kids' shows were over. Once did a hilarious guest spot on The Simpsons where he delivered Krusty the Klown's eulogy. "I'm j-just h-here f-for another-nother funeral."

Well, it's 7 pm on Nickelodeon, which means the Bob Newhart show must be on.

by Indica35 October 5, 2016