Veej Special

When a roommate takes his/her roommate's phone while they are away, and spreads his/her butt cheeks and snaps a picture, saving it as their background on their roommate's phone.

Z - Hey Andy take a picture
Andy - Dude, is that your bare ass hole? Its so hairy...
Z- Yeah, I really want to get Vinny with the Veej Special!

by abonfire October 25, 2009

The J Special

A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.

Bro I came into work today to The J Special, I'm up $75 in my first hour!

by unearthen November 24, 2018

paperbag special

A girl thats ugly (and should hence wear a paper bag on her head to hide her face), but is good for sex

Have you seen Jims new girlfriend? She's a paperbag special.

by d July 16, 2003

tijuana special

When you go to Mexico for business but you end up spending the night with an underaged daughter of a local.

We lost the Hernandez account when Steve went off and had the tijuana special.

by B. Dick Johnson January 11, 2017

Cynnshine Special

A foursome involving 3 guys and 1 girl.

Jane invited Joe, Martin, and Paul for a Cynnshine Special.
"My god, I had an amazing cynnshine special last night! I had a dick in every hole!"

by Iddap September 5, 2009

Special K

The cereal that is also an MC

Yo dawg, I got the new Special K!

What, the girly cereal for fat white prudes?

Naw dawg, the hot new album!

by TreeWeezel May 13, 2011

special friend

The best friend of any girlfriend/wife...or any girl for that matter. The one friend who, without question, is always excited to see their girl. The special friend stands straight up, waiting to greet her, and share in her embrace.

Bill: Hey, I'm so glad you came to see me!

Susan: I didn't come to see you. I came to see my special friend. *unzips Bill's pants*

by Billandsusan March 1, 2011