Fisher's Law 

Fishers law.(also known as Fisher's Rule of uselessness or Fisher's Lack of credibility). It states: "As someone losing an argument or debate (especially on-line or in the pub) gets more desperate, the probability of using wikipedia or other on-line user based information resources approaches 1. In other words, Fisher observed that, given enough time, in any online/drunken discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably says "I think I read that on-line..."

It also states the probability that wikipedia or any other user based source of information can successfully be used as a credible source of information in any argument or debate is = or < 0.

Fisher's law has been used in an online discussion as a deterrent against the use of on-line user based information sites as a credible sources of factual information in a debate or argument. The rule does not make any statement about whether any particular information is in fact correct, but merely that it is an unreliable source and should automatically render the debate lost and the debater a twat.

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Fisher's Law by chancer55 July 1, 2012

Brady's Law 

Whenever there is a heated discussion or debate about the merits of the Catholic Church (usually on the internet), the probability of someone mentioning the Clergy Sex Abuse Scandal increases. Similar to Godwin's Law, Brady's Law is invoked when the discussion about the Catholic Church gets heated, and instead of someone having an actual argument, someone in the discussion (who is usually strongly against the Catholic Church) brings up the clergy sex abuse scandals in an effort to pain the Catholic in a negative light, without actually trying to really address his arguments. Named after Cardinal Brady from the Ireland Sex Abuse Scandals, Brady's Law is invoked usually when the discussion or debate about the Catholic Church becomes more and more heated, the probability of someone invoking the sex abuse scandals increases.

Catholic: I believe that that the Catholic Church has done a lot of good in the world. I believe the Catholic Church is the true Church started by Jesus Christ himself.

Anti-Catholic: Are you fucking kidding me? That's bullshit! The Catholic Church covers for kiddie fuckers and pedophiles! Just look at the clergy sex abuse scandals! There's no way that would make it the Church started by Jesus Christ!

Third party: Oh great! Brady's Law has been invoked. -_-

Brady's Law by RomanMissalExegete July 4, 2012

berry's law 

The first person to compare someone to baby raping, head chopping Muslims loses the argument.

Bob just violated Berry's Law when he compared Catholics to a Muslim extremist.

berry's law by @DoctorMalibu November 21, 2013

Murphy's Law of first period 

If you haven't done homework for a class, you will have it first period without fail

Guy 1: Ah fuck dude, English first... of course I didn't write my essay.
Guy 2: Well yeah dude, murphy's law of first period

Murphy's Law of first period by dangdaddddddyyyy November 9, 2016

Shimo's Law 

"Shimos Law": Is a gaming related term, usually defined by a player that is severely lacking in skill. And that is bad enough at a game, that their success in a match is entirely dependent upon at least one of two imperative traits. The first being (Luck) represented by having to be at the right place, at the right time, with the appropriate gear and-or weapons, to achieve a single kill, or to avoid a death. The second being (Carried) represented by one or more experienced, and skillfully superior players on the subjects team, not only pulling their own weight in a match, but overcompensating for the lack of skill, and just sheer ineptitude of the subject. Often the subject requires both traits to win a match, or to perform "acceptably". Any match where the subject is unable to receive at least one of these two traits, will always result in a (Loss).

Wow, that guy on our team is so bad. He must be adherent to Shimo's Law.

Shimo's Law by Slayaja September 7, 2019

Viko's Law 

The law that anyone with deeply rooted ideas and/or actions within anti-furry culture and activities will eventually become a furry themself if they are not already one.

"I fucking hate furries, those disgusting dog fuckers will all burn in a uniquely torturous hell"

'Ok dude whatever'

*A year later*

"Hey dude isn't this character kinda cute?"

'Didn't you hate furries?'

"I did but I kinda like them now"

'Damn you Viko's Law'

Viko's Law by Solothurns August 27, 2021

Lego Law 

When you are not looking for something/someone you find it/them.

The boy knew that because of the lego law he would never find the girl he wanted if he was looking, so he stopped and she found him.

Lego Law by Andy in WC March 1, 2008