The act of blowing your nose on some toilet paper, before using it snotty side up to wipe your arse, creating the freshly clean feeling of a wet wipe, at a fraction of the cost!
Dole money has been sanctioned and the missus is coming over later, thank god for the poor man's wet wipe
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Bob: “Well you know he’s been diagnosed with Old Man Walking Syndrome…. Sharp as a whip and dull as a spoon.
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Manny escaped his parents' brutish demands that he continue washing the dishes as his legally-dependent-youth-dictated-role required. His friend Antonio remarked on hearing of such an accomplishment, "You're the man now, dog!"
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