Cheese Jizz

Using melted cheese as lubrication for sex or jerking off.

"I totally cheese jizzed last night"
"Me and my wife where looking for something different, so we cheese jizzed."

by PrototypeXt3 March 13, 2009

cave cheese

1) when a chick doesnt clean too well in her "special area" and little chunks of debris slowly form into pieces of smelly cheese.

dude, oh man, seriously, i went down on sally the other night and laid my tongue into some serious cave cheese man. i almost barfed all over her!

by kurticus July 7, 2007

cheese burgits

The name of traditional greasy cheese burgers from any fast-food eating establishment....when your enibriated.

Bro... Marley Fest was the shiznit. Tremendo cachimbation.

I know let get some cheese burgits.

by JBeasty April 22, 2009

government cheese

Government cheese is a blend of cheese handed out to needy families in the United States during the Reagan administration. Many different blends of cheese were used in it's production, however today the most comparable cheese would be colby.

I sure wish we could still get some government cheese

by brizbang October 18, 2006

dick cheese

bacterial growth under an uncircumsised penis which isn't cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.

also known as smegma

wtf is that white sht on your mushroom?...ummm dick cheese

by bigfatfrickinfarmer August 15, 2006

Cheese Weapon

A made up Boss from the game Final Fantasy 7 that had a lot of people looking online to see if it was real

I saw how to fight Cheese Weapon online but I just wasted 2 months of my life as it doesnt even exist in the game..=(

by JIbbarousseau May 2, 2009

cheese plate

aka the C-P, consists of cheese, pepperoni, crackers and often mustard, god's gift to earth

went out last night and got the god's gift to earth, the cheese plate

by Sennix March 28, 2007