Natures Clown

A mentally retarded person

I work with a bunch of Natures Clowns.

by crackmsp March 19, 2008

Clown Question

An irrelevant question meant to inspire a moment of comedy that is quickly labeled and dismissed, usually with the assistance of a carefully placed usage of the word "bro."

Reporter: Bryce, will you be taking advantage of the lower drinking age while in Canada?
Bryce Harper: That's a clown question, bro.

by thespiceman December 18, 2012

Brown Clown

n. Any amount of fecal matter that is funny enough to save and show your roommate.

I know I should have flushed, but that Brown Clown woulda drown.

by Joel TK June 26, 2005

clown monkey

clown monkey... basically a escape word for cussing

U like u is a clown monkey

by Leodkhidd😈 October 23, 2018

Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

Clown Dog

The act of wearing clown makeup while performing anal sex on a recipient that has not received an enema or some kind of anal douche prior to the act, followed by oral sex in which the recipient cleans the penis or dildo in a fashion resembling eating a chili dog at a carnival.

She is a hardcore ICP groupie.I heard they gave her a clown dog while they were on tour last year.

by Paul-E-Sure June 18, 2020

high clown

a person who lives a rich and lavish lifestyle, but in fact really has no money or struggles financially.

Ken: sup jon, nice wallet you have there.
Jon: Yeah man, I just bought it at Gucci for $300, wanna pay for lunch?
Ken: Stop clownin' around you high clown, and act like a classy man since you asked me to lunch.

the hoodrats and fake ass g's you see in downtown going to H&M and Zara tryna b fresh when they actually live on welfare.

by phoreals August 4, 2011