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new york tard

an mf from ATL Georgia wit a baby face and fucked up hair that thinks eren shits on any animanga when he’s too blind to tell demon slayer is better
personally i think attack on titan is better”

“don’t be like new york tard”
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The York School

A small private school located in downtown Toronto. The two types of kids who go to York are either nerds with no social life or wannabe popular kids who only go to parties within the school. There are some outliers but the large majority follow this rule. Its an alright school but by the time you hit high school the teachers throat fuck you with homework. If you want to get into a good college York is not a bad bet. The girls are all mid as fuck and the guys are the hottest men with the biggest cocks you will find anywhere.
Person A: What school you from?
Person B: Im gay.
Person A: Ohh you must go to The York School.

Person A: I go to The York School.
Person B: OMG its a York boy they are so hot with large cocks please have sex with me!
Person A: No I like men.
by Helen Keller but gay January 24, 2022
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Red Bulls New York

A terrible trophyless ignored feeders club in the MLS. Their fans can only flex derby wins, plates, and random new yorker trophies. Ghosts in the MLS after qualifying for playoffs.
Haha! Look at that poor Red Bulls New York fan flexing his plates. What a bozo!
by Your Favorite NYCFC fan February 19, 2024
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Yorked

A thrown dessert item, usually a mint-chocolate patty, hits a male in the genital area hard enough to cause the recipient of the throw to double over in pain.
We were watching a movie, and then he just yorked his friend! Right in the patties! It looked really painful...he couldn't stand up straight for five minutes.
by Docholmes31 March 24, 2013
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York Peppermint Patty

When you are doing anal and you creampie a girl, then proceed to lick the cum out of her asshole.
Dude, I'm getting somw ass tonight. Maybe I will york peppermint patty her.
by MYDADDYISTHECEOOFMICROSOFT January 6, 2016
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New York Jet

A New York Jet is a slender penis that goes off and jizzes prematurely.
"You like New York Jets? Maybe we can go out sometime... The Jets can play the Browns in your Butt Bowl."
by Mars-El October 1, 2023
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