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Weenie Kisses

A polite way to refer to a blow job. Usually summoned by shaking thys weenie at the maiden.
Tom used to get weenie kisses on football Sunday, after getting married Tom only gets breakfast burritos on football Sunday...
by JAzDub March 11, 2018
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inuit kissing

The act of giving inuit kisses. Rubbing noses together as a sign of affection or greeting. (Sometimes referred to as eskimo kissing).
The nose required moisturizing after all the inuit kissing.
by 1337ric April 19, 2022
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kiss a cheerleader

kiss a cheerleader any kind allstar or school
kiss a cheerleader: ask a girl if they do cheer and then kiss them
by clapbackcalcium October 23, 2019
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level kiss

Level kiss - a kiss made by man and woman who have the same height or are standing on one level. Public level kisses bring special joy because usually are exchanged in bed.
She made him feel pleasant joy with that level kiss.
by natastolyar September 16, 2013
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Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.
Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.
by Reece Duval December 26, 2019
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Kissed on the dick

To be born between 1946 and 1964 as part of the Baby Boomer generation. These people enjoyed full employment, free university, defined benefit schemes and shirked national responsibilities like conscription and looking after the environment. This generation were seen as very progressive in their youth but later became fiercely conservative to protect the enormous capital they had amassed. They achieved this through voting power as they were the largest generation that had ever existed this making it easy to bend policy of the day to their will. Ironically this generation is now against everything they enjoyed themselves in their youth like free education, welfare, defined benefits, immigration, free love and youth home ownership.
"Have you ever seen a bunch of cunts more kissed on the dick than the Boomers?! Fuck me!"
by Nokitel May 1, 2023
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Edinburgh Kiss

When a woman bites off a man's tongue in the course of a street brawl, followed by the severed tongue being snatched up by a nearby seagull.
I watched some dude get an Edinburgh Kiss the other day.
by theolaa February 21, 2021
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