Sex

Make some babies

Man, lets have sex!

by Fettywap June 4, 2015

Sex

Wut ur mom did to me

Fuck ur sexing me so hard

by BBIGMACC55 April 29, 2019

SEX

When a mommy and a daddy really love each other...

THE MOMMY QUICKLY GRABS DADDY'S P3NIS AND SHOVES IT IN HER PUSSY. DADDY THEN SHOVES IT IN HER MOUTH UNTIL HE IS ABOUT TO CUM.

then after a few seconds...

DADDY STARTS TO SUCK OF MOMMY'S PUSSY UNTILL SHE CUMS 5 TIMES, BUT DADDY AND MOMMY AREN'T DONE YET. THEY CONTINUE TO SHOVE DADDY'S P3NIS IN MOMMY'S PUSSY.

they go...

IIINNN AND OOUUUTTT AND IIINNN AND OOOUUUTTT AND, etc.

I saw mommy and daddy having sex again, but this time they let me join in to have a threesome.

by 9-1-0-9-2-3-4-0 October 13, 2018

SEX

Sex is what made you. Sex is for pleasure. Sex is for sluts. Sex is Fun. Sex is a name for a sex. Sex could also mean SSEX = ORGASMS

Jon - I ass fucked your mum then had sexual intercourse with her
You - WHAT THE FUUUCK?
Your mum - It was called sex
You - CAN I HAVE SEX?

by Hmmm UHH YEA What was I doing March 2, 2015

Sex

What happens when a mommy and daddy love each other very much

Stepdad "I just had hardcore anal sex with your mom"

Son "I fucking hate you, Jared"

by ihavenorealreasontobehere March 11, 2017

sex

Lemme guess your searching this up because you want to get horny

sex...

by Whydidyousearchupsex September 30, 2020

Sex

Sex has hitherto been defined thus: "When a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina." Oh, how you've all been fooled, and for so long! Sex is not limited to the act of insertion! Sex is not limited to heterosexual coupling! There's oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex, felching, figging, snow-balling, etc. And don't let some addlepated dunderhead tell you differently.

Sam: Don't you think we've had enough sex for one night?
Dean: No, Sam, I don't think you've licked enough come out of my ass for you to have reached that conclusion.

by StarsInHerEyes September 4, 2013