Flash Job

A hand job given with a rave glove while a strobe light is shining on your shlong, with the song "Flashing lights- Kanye west" playing

Bro, last night at the party that slut i was with all night gave me a flash job.

this one time during a flash job, i spouged all over her gloves

by oqueefe November 5, 2011

Tongue Job

When a guy sticks out their tongue and the girl sucks on their tongue.

Yo Alyssa, wanna give me a TJ, or a tongue job?

by Urbandicmakerrr April 24, 2019

side-job

Getting a handjob while both people are naked laying on their sides.

He was getting a side-job last night while on his side.

by RoRoSaurus November 11, 2011

point job

To point at a target with one's index finger in a mocking gesture while simulating jerkin' off with the other hand and making orgasmic faces and grunts (Typically done when intoxicated) Abbreviation: "pj" Plural: "pjs"

As we walked by some tools we passed on the street, we gave a couple of point jobs to let em know what we thought of them.

by Chet Liedl December 19, 2003

slayer job

Referring to the popular game Halo 3, this is possibly the most enjoyable experience a man can have. A slayer job is a blow job while playing a match of Halo, specifically a Slayer match.

"Yo greg bryan got a slayer job"

"lucky. were just playin halo by ourselves like fags. some sausage fest this is"

by asdfasdfs February 23, 2009

job gypsy

someone who only stays at a job for a couple of months, and then leaves for a different venture, causing their resume to be super long and full of short-term, random jobs

Employer: Her resume is like five pages long, what a job gypsy

by K-Six April 2, 2014

blow job

What happens to experimental 12-year-old boys if left alone around a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time.

Prepubescent boys all know where to get good blow jobs--the utility closet.

by Lyra April 16, 2006