Les Jordan

A large man with a disproportionately small penis.

Les Jordan's are neither showers nor growers.

"I thought he was gonna give me the Big D, but ended up getting Les Jordan"

by Big Shawraaaay August 21, 2016

jordan poke

when you poke someone who is drunk, and they don't care/notice.

"yo dude i was totaly jordan poked you last night man"

by fuknot June 28, 2008

Jordan Syndrome

Unable to cope with being less skilled in an activity, a patient with Jordan Syndrome tries their hardest to look like an expert through verbal manipulation and circumstantial evidence.

“On god that nigga got Jordan Syndrome..”

by The Real Champion June 28, 2022

jordan winter

A Jordan will worm his way into your heart and claim a piece of it for his own. The best looking guy, Has a big dick, And he is the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT! An extremely loving and sweet guy, He will make you smile like an idiot, So if you are lucky enough to find one, hold on tight and never let go, He has the ability to make one's heart melt, And after all he is a really good friend, and he will sick up for you when your ever in trouble.

Guy 1, I will fucking kill you!

Guy 2, Back off mate!

Guy 1, Why should i faggot!

Guy 2, I know a Jordan Winter, He will kill you!

by ThebESTfunLovingPerson December 14, 2013

jordan adams

300 pound Tubby lard that argues everything and thinks he knows everything.

Imagine being Jordan Adams.

by Lthanksman November 17, 2019

Jordan and Anna

The best couple ever. Mainly known as, "goals".

Ex: (guy)*points over to "Jordan and Anna" * THEIR SUCH GOALS!
Jordan and Anna are goals. Wow look at them, I wish I could be as happy as they are!

by Jordan Eukle November 8, 2018

pulling a Jordan

taking a very long time to get ready, in order to go/do something..

"Dude, we've been waiting for like 45 minutes.."
"He's pulling a Jordan.. might as well sleep, its gonna be another 2 hours.."

by Jack Sears November 7, 2018