Discord

An app that ruins ppls lives plz don’t download it enjoy the life you have you se sad and brutal shit on that app and I’m a even a brutal person but I cannot handle that I suggest you skip that phase and instead go into the fnaf phase

Boy 1: hey I just downloaded discord
Boy 2: good luck lol
Boy 1: what you mean good luck..
Boy 2: you’ll see what I mean in a few months

*2 months pass by*

Boy 1: I see what you mean now.. that app ruined my life I don’t want to live anymore I fell in love and ppl were so mean why were they so mean I saw a girls head getting chopped off on that app wtf
Boy 1: hello…are you there

by Fifthteenthlitewolf2007 August 16, 2021

Discord

Discord is a platform made for mentally ill people and is the number one dating website where underaged children go and have e-sex with someone with a furry pfp for nitro. They also have a staff team that are not only degenerates but care less but to spend time circle jerking in their tight knit LGBTQIA+ servers whilst the the platform burns itself by losing money through being sued due to data theft scandals as well as deleting people's discord that had spent 200 dollars on nitro for clicking on a scam bot, discord cares nothing besides from getting revenue from porn addicted degenerates and is a breeding ground for pedophiles.

Guy x: I've seen a chick cut herself in whilst her camera is on and some other dude kept sending me gay porn in my dms
Guy y: Are you using discord
Guy x: yeah
Guy y: Delete it
Guy x: ok

by Chud Thundercuck October 3, 2023

The Discord Effect

When bringing up old drama causes more drama
(IN THIS CONTEXT DISCORD DOESNT MEAN THE PLATFORM IT MEANS DISCOURSE)

Person 1: Man i still cant forgive her for doing that
Person 2: Tf? I thought you were over this what is wrong with you?
Thus the discord effect happens

by TheBaseliner May 24, 2025

Discord Mio/Milo

A very hot person that can't keep a relationship.

SHUT THE ACTUAL TWO FACED MONKEY ASS THE FUCK UP Discord Mio/Milo

by Pussyfooting3000 November 6, 2021

Ethics Discord

Ethics discord is a kid who is always weird

Ethics discord sucks in Fortnite!

by A pizza with 1k subs March 24, 2020

Discord Mod

A person who is said to be someone who spends all their time on their PC (or laptop) moderating a Discord server. In memes there defined as a fat and greasy man.

Person 1: Yoooooo look at that guy
Person 2: He’s as fat as a Discord mod

by Lucasidklol July 14, 2023

discord forced pfp

"jokes on you im into that s***"

either you didn't ping so you can (accidentally) get that pfp or likewise (good) it actually sucks to get a forced pfp
my discord server had a sh** load of those and they even have a template and they always ping ME for some reason

-pings-
-guy looks at it 1 minute later-
guy: dude why this cringe now i have to change my p- oh my god

few minutes later..

someone: haha noob look at your crap pfp
someone 2: LOL IMAGINE
someone 3: xdddddddddddd

in dms
random dude: you have a discord forced pfp?
guy: yes
random dude: here have a pass so you can change your pfp to anythign
guy: thanks

the cycle starts again

by backwards_cones March 4, 2021