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father my christmas

an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms
I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas
He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents
by charrc May 5, 2006
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Serbian Christmas present

Noun: literally, a bag of shit. Though really its an unwelcome present.

can be shortened to Serbian xmas present. see also, Serbian xmas: any day of shit-bag exchanges.
Against better judgment toma gave LT an Serbian christmas present over the holidays. that quickly soured the relationship.

I came to work this morning to find another urgent Serbian christmas present that had to be taken care of ASAP. lame.
by Bragolub April 16, 2009
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nightmare before christmas

The best movie ever starring Jack Skellington aka Bone Daddy. It has awesome animation and the characters like go to christmastown and kidnap the sandy claws. It has the best soundtrack ever!
by darkdreamer July 21, 2003
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christmas eve eve

<c2> Merry Christmas Eve Eve Tohio
<tohio> eve eve?? just one eve here
<c2>its christamas eve eve, the eve of christmas eve
<tohio> ooohhh i get it now!!!
by CrystalC2 January 9, 2008
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Like a cat on christmas

A phrase comonly used to express a feeling of happiness or warmth. Can be used when walking into a warm room or when putting on an item of clothing that creats a snug feeling.
Person 1 - *puts a fur coat on* "ooh i feel Like a cat on christmas!"
Person 2 - "You do look like a cat on christmas with such happiness on your face."
by AMEANIE December 1, 2010
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virginia christmas tree

A tree where you hang niggers
Hey are you almost ready for Christmas
Yeah man almost got my my Virginia Christmas tree set up
by Virginia Beach May 18, 2018
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Christmas list shopping

Going from store to store looking for items to put on your Christmas list. To be contrasted with regular shopping as you're just making a list of stuff you want versus actually buying anything.
Store clerk: Can I help you find anything?
Customer: No thanks, I'm just going Christmas list shopping.
Store Clerk: Oh, ok.
by vmiboxman November 22, 2010
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