bench-legged

Short legs in stature

She's pretty but kind of kind of bench-legged, barely long enough to keep the dew off of it.

by J Farrell February 17, 2005

two leg

Noun. Scottish/Cumbernauld slang for a two litre (2L) bottle of strongbow.

'Scuse me mate you couldn't gea us a jump in for a two leg could you ?

by Wits it called January 3, 2014

mule leg

An erect penis that is eager or kickin' for some action

This chick at the club was grinding on me all night so we went back to her place and I gave her the mule leg!

by Joe Homebrew July 6, 2006

Hog leg

The perfect size finger mullet , used for fishing live bait .

"What did bill catch that gator trout on man ?"

A dang ol' hog leg man!

by Juiciest_james July 26, 2016

hypotenuse leg

Lifted from mathematics, a cruel(yet humerous)term for someone who walks with a cane and has legs as screwy as a willow tree.

Clear the sidewalk, here comes a hypotenuse leg!

by mecaro October 17, 2005

Stanky leg

1. Adjective A leg with a discreet smell but a flamboyant and devious motion. Most commonly seen on a Sunday night, during the first night of freshers week in the city of Chester.

"Hey man, can you smell that?"

"Probably just Stan working that stanky leg".

by Donald Rump November 10, 2015

leg ass

Usually refers to a bitch, but if you swing tha gay shit, then Saul Good. When her legs merge into her ass, looking like some type of Barbie Doll figga, then it's called Leg Ass.

Kate Moss got straight up leg ass

by Jimmy Crack Corn December 14, 2004