There was a very drunk girl at the bar last night who wasn't wearing any underwear. She fell down and I saw my first wild vagina...
by Puntilla September 3, 2017
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You make note of the early warning signs, hair tied up, slightly agitated at the tiniest of things and every time you get caught out. Be strong brothers
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Shit mate it's vagina week again, all I asked is what she would like to eat. She's gone beserko, her heads twisting round and all sorts! I offered her fish and chips, she smashed a plate and said she hates fish and chips, but she also said let's have fish and chips last night.
Be strong mate it'll be over in a couple of weeks. There nothing you can say that'll make it right.
Shit mate it's vagina week again, all I asked is what she would like to eat. She's gone beserko, her heads twisting round and all sorts! I offered her fish and chips, she smashed a plate and said she hates fish and chips, but she also said let's have fish and chips last night.
Be strong mate it'll be over in a couple of weeks. There nothing you can say that'll make it right.
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