fauxucked up

The feeling you get when drinking an excessive amount of non-alcoholic beers amoung other people drinking "real" beer.

Jason: Dude I just killed a 12 pack of Sharps!

Ryan: Man! You must be fauxucked up! Are you ok to drive?

Jason: Yup!

by chase hollywood November 11, 2011

Up the bumble

When you meet a girl on the bumble dating app and successfully secure anal.

Michael: What did you do last night Lawrence?
Lawrence: I met up with this eastern european bird from bumble and took her up the arse.
Michael: Up the bumble, The holy grail!

by RandyRhoads84 November 27, 2020

ladge up

A word to take the piss. Or when a plan goes wrong.

if someone gets caught smoking by there mum.
Ladge up boi.
How did it go.
Was a complete ladge up

by matt one March 25, 2008

Barber Up

When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.

Yea I had to barber up last night. Almost needed a weed wacker to get that bush back under control.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Up the fret

‘Up the fret’ is used in place of words like stressed, annoyed or anxious. It originated in Melbourne Australia and is a reference to the fret board of a guitar as well as the word fretful. How ‘up the fret’ (stressed) you are is quantifiable by placing a number between 1-24 after the phrase (fret 1 being almost completely relaxed)

Example 1: Dude... I’m so up the fret right now. That guy just pissed in my living room.

Example 2: AHHHH!!! I just missed my flight by like 2 minutes! I’m easily at fret 20!

by Theheckticest July 5, 2018

Sazed up

The state of being so messed up Nyquil you don't even know where you are. You start screaming "Garry Terriyaki" and your nose starts bleeding for no reason, you end up passing out and waking up 16 hours later.

Alex: Dude, let's get sazed up tonight.
Mooga: Aw yeah dude, sippin on that sazequil bro.
Saze: Dude, I am already sazed up... whoa... Garry TERRIYAKI!!

by Sazequil December 25, 2010

Facksed Up

Getting obliterated or blottoed on alcohol and/or drugs. Often indicated by the body and mind going into a catatonic state.

Listen bruh, I am facksed up!! That crack and lean really hammered me hard. I think I may have pissed my pants.

by ThickDickNick October 6, 2018