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top hat

Jonny/Condom/Rubber Sock/Sperm Sanctuary/Baby Barrier/Love Butter Eradicator
Easy Now dan you got a Top Hat for me or otherwise il have to get one of dem pills for me bitch to get dat bun out of er oven!

Father To Son: Ohh son how I wish i had used a Top Hat so you didn't bicker with you're older sister!
by Single Dad 10 Kids August 3, 2010
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Top Shelf

Verb - The act of dropping a steaming dump into the water tank of a toilet. It's very important to replace the tank cover and leave the room as if nothing happened. Each future flush will reinvigorate the stench of slowly eroding water tank dump.
Frat Guy 1, "Did you end up fighting those guys at that party last night?"

Frat Guy 2, "Naw, I top shelfed those bastards... they'll be smelling that fudge for weeks!"
by vandyu97 February 19, 2009
mugGet the Top Shelfmug.

Top Bunk

Person 1: "Yo, you here about that kid who top bunked it at ski camp?"
Person 2 "Yeah man, that is just gross! I hope he washed his hand after"
by therealsmack November 27, 2012
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Passive-Top

Passive Top
A sexual identity where a gay male who typically identifies and performs as a top will allow to be penile penetrated by a dominant top, or by pegging, or by sex toys (dildos). A passive top will also allow to be penetrated while simultaneously penile penetrating (a male, female). Passive tops can also be considered “verse” or versatile but the term is more fitting for a male who is always a top unless there is a total “dom” top involved.
A passive-top will always top except for when having sex with a dom-top
by BlueRocker22 December 25, 2021
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Choc top

A homosexual after having sex with his partner.
Partner1 - WOW! I got a choc top!

Partner2 - I feel so Fudged right now.
mugGet the Choc topmug.

Top or bottom?

Top or bottom, mainly used for asking someone if they're dominant or submissive.
Person 1: Hey, are you top or bottom?
Person 2: I'm usually bottom.
by Gaybinch August 6, 2017
mugGet the Top or bottom?mug.

Topping off

by diamondminerbootyeater69er February 6, 2020
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