The Great Cans Of No Return

Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.

The Great Cans of No return, are not to be taken lightly. They will end your ass!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015

Can I Come?

Be careful when you're talking about plans around the "Can I Come" kid. Even if you didn't invite him, he still won't read the room and say those dreaded words...

You'll be forced to make an excuse not to let him tag along, but it won't matter because he won't take no for an answer.

Person 1: Alright I gtg, I have a date soon.
Person 2: Cool, can I come?
Person 1: *Politely declines*
Person 2: WhYyYYyYYYYy?

by MousePadKing May 20, 2022

Trash Can Trey

A black dude who has a fetish for having sex on, in, and around trash cans.

Guy 1: Ew, there's semen all over the trash can.

Guy 2: A Trash Can Trey must have been here.

by zman69 May 15, 2015

tippin some cans

Drinking beers in the summer while on social prob.

You know I saw that picture on facebook of you tippin some cans.

by DrTippinCans September 10, 2010

canadian trash can

When you poor maple syrup and semen into someone's asshole and eat it while they attempt to shit

I was eating her ass when she suggested the Canadian trash can

by Mexican4days March 29, 2016

Annoying trash can

Also defined as Sakura

Boy, you are an annoying trash can- said Sasuke

by Anime_Weeb2021 February 24, 2021

vertical can salute

When someone finishes a drink that comes in a can (i.e. Monster, Red Bull, Soda, Beer, etc...)and they tilt the can 90 degrees perpendicular to the walking surface (ground).

1: Just walked pass a guy doing the Vertical Can Salute.
2: Oh yeah, What was he drinking?
3: Tall can. Monster, Maybe?

by Barnhill_AM November 12, 2016