Shout Texting

This is when someone uses caps lock on all or some of their words when sending a text or message. The term is interchangeable - "text shouting" "shout texting"

" YOU ARE ALWAYS BEING SO STUCK UP, I HATE YOU"

OR

Jack- WE HAVE HOMEWORK
Jill- why are you Shout Texting?
Jack- It was that important.

by Neal24 April 3, 2013

Text sex

When a girl turns a phone to vibrate, shoves it up her vagina, and has her boyfriend send her erotic messages.

"Jill told me to text her a ton of times last night. I think we were having text sex."

by cryingdragon September 1, 2014

[having text]

1. The beginning stage of a relationship when you spend countless hours sending text messages back and forth.

2. Flirtatious text messaging

I swear I'm going to get carpal tunnel in my thumbs from "having text" all night, when in fact it should be my hamstrings that hurt.

by BigDsmuck December 9, 2008

Text Lag

The time between when the light turns green and the moron in front of you looks up from his texting and realizes it.

Intersections are much safer now that we have text lag - no one ever takes off as soon as the light changes any more.

by Valet Parking Hater January 8, 2015

Texting stutter

Texting stutter = when you text someone and you have them so screwed for a reply and you see them starting to text back and then it stops . Then you see them try again and it stops . Over and over until they figure out a way to get out of it and what to reply . Texting stutter .

Are you having a little texting stutter ?

by RMFS74 October 9, 2016

columbo text

Deliberately omitting a vital (or not) piece of information from a text, only to send it in a second text a moment later, prefixed with the phrase "just one more thing" - either for the purposes of annoyance, or simply because its awesome.

Texter A: hey man, you still on for pizza?
Texter B: yeah, I'll see you there
Texter B: just one more thing...cool. Trololo
Texter A (having had to get his phone back out) : fucking columbo text

by visualsquid August 20, 2012

shotgun texting

To send a huge text message all at once, resulting in text messages being split in to parts. at the other end those parts, often come in all jumbled up and fills the cell phone screen.

Sometimes not all the "parts" get through — "hits the target"

Long winded shotgun message (100 characters or so)
<send>

Receiver sees:
Part 2/3 section of long winded message...
Part 3/3 section of long winded message...
Part 1/3 section of long winded message...

Receiver responds,
Whoa dude! machine gun texting might be annoying, but shotgun texting is not much better. It's all mixed up.

by cdpage January 7, 2012