special dispensation

When you are allowed out with the lads for a 'heavy lashing' due to exceptional circumstances which can't be refused (eg Wetting the babies head, Stag Do etc). Also commonly referred to as a '24 hour pass'.

'But love, its Barry's stag do, I can't not go - you've got to give me special dispensation!!', 'hmmmmm, this is the seventh stag do that Barry's had in 3 months' murmured Tracy suspiciously.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

carnivore special

When a male/female grinds up beef, poultry or fish then places it on ones vagina. They will now announce "Mmmmmmm chalupa!"

That girl had the biggest "O" face while i was giving her a carnivore special.

by Bert Goo March 20, 2003

Blue Special

The act of wearing a blue male thong under white rip-off pants

Kyle and TJ are Both sporttin the Blue Special today DAAMMMNNN!!!!

by Strippin November 11, 2003

special sock

A sock which is used to ejaculate in. This sock is usally hidden somewhere since the owner doesnt want it to be found. Special socks go hard and crusty after the semen dries.

Yo bro did u hide ur special sock yet?
Yeah bro no one is going to find it

by Ballsucker Nr.69 February 24, 2022

Crohnie Special

The one time, when in large groups, a certain person with Crohn's disease farts. This releases many toxins into the air thus making it the special time where no one can breathe.

Oh my God! David let out a huge Crohnie Special! RUN!

by dabigdick December 8, 2013

The Laskowski Special

A type of blowjob preformed by members of the Laskowski family. It is similar to the gawk gawk 3000 but has its own special twist. The techniques used to preform the Laskowski Special have never been publicly stated. The act of the Laskowski Special has never been used by anyone not from the Laskowski family.

Friend 1: Wow that dude just gave me a Blowjob, specifically The Laskowski Special.

Friend 2: What's that?

Friend 1: It's a special kind of blowjob that can only be given by members of the Laskowski family.

by Renascent October 3, 2021

Unitec Special

When an acting student becomes mentally defective and hooks up with a class mate. Causing a sexual divide within the class. -see The Colin Garlic Manoeuvre

"Father bless me for I have sinned- I got drunk an did the Unitec Special."

by Btros June 29, 2006