Baileys' Law 

Baileys' law states that:

Science = Magic

This law was first discovered on 8th of February 2010 by James Bailey in Westwood college, leek, england.

Mr Bailey is a fine student who's a fantastic chemist, biologist and physicist. He is also an English Language extraordinaire.
He first discovered the theory of magic in a chemistry class and realising that magic can explain everything, including the creation of the universe. He explained it to some teachers and fellow student who saw him as being retarded. But after many, many minutes proved his discovery by answering a question with 'magic', proving that magic was a possible answer.

Mrs Blake: 'What is the answer to this equation then james?'
James: 'Magic'
Mrs Blake: 'excuse me?'
James: 'it is. Baileys' law says so'

Baileys' Law by Baileys' Law February 8, 2010

the lemon law

the rule that says that you are allowed to walk away any time during the first 3 minuites of a date.

i went on a date with this chick but after two and a half minuites of her non stop talking i lemon lawed her. (lemon lawed = to use the lemon law on)

That lemon law totally saved me from a this monobrowed chick

the lemon law by The Graham November 23, 2009

Zeroeth Law 

A Zeroeth Law is a law that is added to another set of laws at a later date.

It is usually so important that the other laws cannot function without it, yet so obvious that nobody thought it needed stating.

The Zeroeth Law of thermodynamics: If objects B and C are both in thermal equilibrium with object A, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.

Isaac Asimov's Zeroth Law of Robotics: A robot may not harm humanity, or through inaction allow humanity to come to harm.

Newton's Zeroeth Law of Motion: If objects A and B are moving relative to object C at velocities v1 and v2, then they are moving relative to each other at velocity v3 which is the difference between v1 and v2. (Note: This law is now known not to be true, especially near the speed of light. That's where Einstein comes in)

The Zeroeth Commandment: Thou Shalt believe all of this and never question what thou art told.

Zeroeth Law by George McBob June 22, 2009

Snow Law 

Refers to the sudden shift of acceptable behavior in the event of snow.

Sean: "Lauren, you can't smoke that blunt in the street!"
Lauren: "Of course I can. Snow Law."

Snow Law by Nogletttsss! January 26, 2011

Stuart's Law

A simple rule for differentiating and integrating sine and cosine functions

sin
cos
-sin
-cos

Go Down to Differentiate, up to integrate.
The top and bottom loop together

Stuart's Law
d/dx sin x= cos x
Integral of sin x = -cos x

Stuart's Law by SERTeach March 17, 2009

Dyer's Law

The law that states collegiate club hockey teams know more about alcoholic drink preferences of their teammates, rather than knowing anything about their personal lives or family life.

Dyer's law would play out in the following situation:

Teammate 1 walks into The End Zone and asks for 2 vodka cranberries because he knows that it is Teammate #2's favorite drink.

TM2 - " Thanks for the drink. It's my favorite. But you knew that. Gosh, you are like my mom. Oh, speaking of that, how is your mom?"
TM1 - "Actually I was adopted. I am surprised you did not know that considering you are majoring in social work?"
TM2 - " I am actually majoring in kinesiology."
TM1- "Oh really. Wow. So. Grad school next year?"
TM2- "That's highly unlikely considering I am only a first semester sophomore."

Or: While dining at Denny's Restaurant, more information is leaked.. For this instance we will use the names Justin and Chris.

J: "Well Chris, you are just a Red Wings fan because you are from Michigan."
C:" I live in Ohio."
J:"You do? Really? Oh yeaaa... that's right. You went to St. Mary's right?"
C: "No. Actually that was my rival school. I went to St. Tom's. Thanks a lot Justin. That is your name isn't it?"

Dyer's Law by #23 & #22 February 7, 2010

Goggin's Law 

Any email thread with more than six addressees will resolve itself without you having to respond.

Wonk A: Incredible! By the time I read that email thread about the TPS reports, Jane in Marketing and Brad in Finance had fixed the problem... I didn't have to do a thing!

Wonk B: Goggin's Law works in mysterious ways, my friend.

Goggin's Law by burnt sox May 16, 2010