golden taco

Pissing in a girls spread pussy hole.

Dude, I she was drunk I gave her the Golden Taco!

by MadHogHead April 15, 2017

golden cowbell

When you're pissing on a girls head and you smack your dick against her face while repeating the words " ding dong ding dong"

Last night while I was fucking your mom, she asked me to treat her like the filthy cow she is, so I grabbed her by the utters and gave her a golden cowbell!

by ReelDebt August 7, 2017

golden flapjack

A sex act involving urination and the pouring of syrup over one's chest. See also: golden shower

Last night, she gave me a golden flapjack!

by almasty September 2, 2020

Coach Golden

He has a good since of hummer and he is a great and and a great Christian and he if gets mad at the team he gets mad

Coach Golden has coached football for a long time

by Trainer Riebel September 19, 2021

Golden rule

Treat people like shit, that way they treat you like shit. Don't expect them to treat you like shit though, some people try to be friendly to try and get you to be friendly to them.

An asshole's golden rule is not the same as a friendly person's golden rule.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

golden ale

When you piss in a cup under the table, when you're too drunk to make it to the washroom.

Don't take that cup...I am in the mood for a Golden Ale

by Curbystylz March 19, 2017

Golden Ticket

Magnum condom

I make girls feel special because they get the golden ticket.

by Hamilto86 August 26, 2016