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National fuck your Italian Girl Day 

On November the 13rd, you have to fuck your girlfriend, if she‘s italian.
Olli: Oh shit its November the 13th. National Fuck Your Italian Girl Day. Gotta smash my italian girl.

fuck your couch 

It's a metaphor. the "fuck" is metaphorical for not giving a shit, and the "your couch" is metaphorical as it is the subject that the user choses instead of the person it is being used against, thus making it clear that it is more important to the user than the recipient, and by not giving a shit about something that is more important to the user than the recipient, the user is saying that he or she less than gives a shit about about the recipient and anything they have ever said or done
Person 1: I just finished my homework!

Person 2: Fuck your couch.

Go Fuck Yourself 

Another way of saying "your a asshole, go away"

"I Don't Like Your New Hair Color"
"No One Cares Bitch, Go Fuck Yourself"
"I Don't Like Your New Hair Color"
"No One Cares Bitch, Go Fuck Yourself"
Go Fuck Yourself by ScandalousC October 30, 2014

fuck your mouth

To place your cock in someone's mouth
I will fuck your mouth later
fuck your mouth by Pantie Puddles November 9, 2014

Go fuck yourself. 

The unofficial slogan of New York City. It is used to end or pre-empt a conversation.
"Does the G line stop at Rockefeller Center?"
"Do I look like a godamn tourist kiosk? Go fuck yourself."
Go fuck yourself. by Seventh Planet September 11, 2015

fuck your chicken 

To hijack a partly-completed task from someone else, either directly or via unsolicited advice. Originated in whitewater raft guide culture, and is used most frequently for kitchen tasks.
I didn't mean to fuck your chicken, but you left these tomatoes sitting halfway sliced and I wanted to finish making the sandwiches.

Can I help you do that? I'm an expert at making alphabet-shaped pancakes.
No, I got it. Quit trying to fuck my chicken.