Unless you're a woman

Since you love being correct so much... Here: *Saying something like that would get you punched... UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN, JORDAN. Get it? Being an anonymous troll is like being a woman. You say whatever you want. No accountability.

Hym "Unless you're a woman, Jordan. Or if I'm the strongest one in the room. Like if it's just me and a sickly old man I can STILL say whatever I want. Or if I have a gun... OR if I have an army or hammer clowns and they are somewhere you don't want them to be while we talk. There are a lot of ways to get around that conceptually. And as far as becoming a tyrant is concerned... John Wick Murdered hundreds of people over a dog. You think those people didn't have families? Friends? Dogs? Who's going to feed their dogs? He's still the hero."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

If you're going to insult my intelligence

Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.

Retard "If you're going to insult my intelligence-"

Hym "INTELLIGENCE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!? HA! Yeah! Look guys, if you're going to insult my big fat cock, I'm just done with you OK? If you're going to insult my giant dick... I'm gonna be super mad about it, OK? Ahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

You're mom

What you say to your mom.

Jim: You're mom

Jim's mom: Yeah I know that you retard.

by wtf do I write in here bro August 4, 2024

You're Acidic

a toxic guy with more toxicity than others. he always talk trash to any innocent people.

the acidic guy: lol you're so dogwater ez ez ez ez l l ll

person: You're acidic! Go enjoy nature!

by venison_ March 2, 2022

You're not the boss of me

I'm not going to listen to you. If they try to make me listen to them I'm going to kill a child. I'm not going to shut up. You are not the boss of ANYBODY. You're not an authority of me. I'm taking the proceed from my intellectual property and I'm retiring. You have no say in the matter.

Hym "You're not the boss of me and I don't have to listen to you. What the fuck is with the freaks and trying to make other men listen to them? I'm not doing it. The women too. Stop trying to make me do this. I'm not letting you control my mind."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

You're Singing my Song

What you or someone else might say when you agree with each other.

Jay: "Man I hate society nowadays, everyone is too shallow and obsessed with social media."
Alex: "You're singing my song man, I totally get it..."

by suburban__dictionary April 13, 2023

You're a duck

Basically when yoy "duck someone" you're considered a "duck". Which in summary is someone who doesn't show up, someone who says they'll do something and never does it or someone who does something contrary to what someone else wants them to do

me: bro, you wanna see a movie this friday?
bro: nah man i'm chilling with my girl
me: You're a duck

by Chulie February 17, 2023