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Well Dumb

When a person solves a simple problem with a complicated, expensive, or unnecessary response. This phrase is to be said after a somewhat satisfying solution is made and in a sarcastic tone. Usually, the provided solution does not offer a permanent solution to the original problem, making their sacrifices pointless.
Person 1: “I was eating spaghetti earlier and I didn’t have a clean fork, so I made one out of toothpicks and the tip of a spoon I broke to make it.”
Person 2: “So you didn’t just wash a dirty fork, but instead made one? Well Dumb.”
by SirPickleVII January 31, 2023
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well fucked duck

To be completely satisfied
That meal left me feeling like a well fucked duck.
by Citybench February 15, 2014
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Taco Bell Wishing Well

When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.
“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”
by Aros22 April 15, 2022
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Well he’s Scottish isn’t he

Something people usually say when someone’s being a stuck up little wanker usually someone Scottish / Scottish decent
“Why’s (insert name here )being a wanker”
“Well he’s Scottish isn’t he”
“Oh yeah fair enough
by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025
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“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.
by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023
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Well, Bill

Used whenever a conclusive decision regarding a matter has been reached
Man #1: "So regarding the lamp, its not going to be moved.
Man #2: I can't argue with you anymore, its your house.
Man #1: Well, Bill, its Settled, then.
by A Simple Observer March 19, 2024
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Trout in the well

Conragulations, I heard you have a trout in the well.
by Rowdy burns June 2, 2018
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