Sleeping Houdini

When you and your wife/girlfriend are in bed and she is sleeping, you jerk-off and right before you cum, you wake up your wife/girlfriend and cum in her face

Man, I gave Cynthia a Sleeping Houdini last night!

by BIG G! November 5, 2007

sleeping sneeker

A person who takes advantage of the fact someone has either fallen asleep or briefly passed out. The sleeping sneeker will usually take advantage by doing something sexual to the person without them knowing

Chris is at a party, the girl next to him has passed out due to to much alcohol, chris then takes advantage of the situation by sleeping his fingers down the girls pance and fingers her vagina. He is then forever known as the sleeping sneeker

by tempa E April 28, 2011

sleep dreams

A way to say goodnight and sweet dreams in two words.

I say sleep dreams when my gf goes to bed.

by trogdor November 27, 2003

Blink sleep

When you are so tired you start blinking, and everytime your eyes shut you fall asleep then when your eyes open from the blink you startle yourself awake.

Guy 1 Don't blink sleep it sucks
guy2 I know I was blink sleeping at the movies

by Haharyne February 23, 2010

sleep at night

1. Stop being stupid

2. Think before you act

Boss: "Why are you late?"
Employee: "I thought I was early."
Boss: "Sleep at night."

by Ryan Carew June 28, 2008

Sleep Well

another way of saying RIP or Rest Easy to a deceased person.

Sleep well my angel

by heaven101 June 3, 2011

sleep out

the opposite of sleep in;waking up to early

i hate when i sleep out on the weekend,but my mom made me get up

by calcy January 10, 2008