Surf N Turf

A combination oral sex act in which one moves fluidly between cunnilingus and anilingus.

Matt was awesome and in tune with the ladies, it didn't take him any time at all to get some serious surf N turf at any time of day.

by porkrocket October 8, 2016

Meet n Yeet

To show up to class long enough to be counted as present then making a dash for the door.

Sara: I don’t wanna go to class today.
Carson: then just pull a meet n yeet like I did!

by Pettybrenda September 11, 2018

Monkey N Ducky

Together they form a bond unbreakable. Their love can withstand any battle. With everyday that passes their love grows stronger. They will be together til the end of days and in heaven they will meet and dance in the clouds for eternity with God.

"The love of Monkey N Ducky will cease."

by JohnJacobNSallySue April 29, 2010

tape n' tap

when a girl is either really bitchy or annoying or both so if you were to have sex with her then you would duct tape her mouth to keep her quiet to make it more enjoyable, for you at least.

A: What do you think of that chick?
B: Wow that bitch, shes such a tape n' tap
A: Like 5 layer tape n' tap status.

by bbspo January 31, 2008

Shiftin' n' Driftin'

The act of shifting/meeting/making out with some random stranger and then continuing on your merry way. Perhaps to shift and drift with another random person.

Look at that slag, shiftin' n' driftin' with every fella in the place!

by Slagathon July 14, 2011

weave-n-sleeve

1. The technique where one weaves the headphone wire of an ipod into their sleeve so as to lean on their hand and listen to music covertly
2. To employ the technique of weaving an ipod headphone into ones sleeve in order to listen to music secretly

That speaker was so boring at school I just weave-n-sleeved and rocked to basshunter the whole presentation.

by Leah Beah February 22, 2009

Rub n Plug

The process whereby a masseur will give a female client a sleazy massage in which he will charge her a little extra cash in hand to conclude the massage with a finger bashing as her happy ending. The female equivalent of a Rub n Tug

Tracey: "Have you heard about the masseur on Long Street?"
Narleen: "No?"
Tracey: "Apparently if you go in and ask for Chuck, he gives a great massage and if you slip him an extra $20 at the end he'll finish you off with a Rub N Plug!"

by Cr@fty A January 27, 2015