mexican strainer

A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water as they eat them out.

Horny and thirsty? Why not Mexican strainer?

by Mr. Id November 25, 2018

mexican slide

Crossing two or more lanes without yielding to get around heavy traffic or make a last minute exit.

Hey you're going to need to make a Mexican slide if you want to make that exit.

by Cignayshe April 24, 2016

Mexican Locomotive

A number of men lining up to have sex with a group of pregnant women.

My buddies and I ran a Mexican locomotive on the community pregnant wives club.

by AmanC23 July 30, 2016

Mexican rehab

A toxin cleanse consisting of Tex-Mex food, typically consumed after bouts of binge drinking.

Waking up from a night of tequila indulgence, Jorge needed Mexican rehab to shake a nasty hangover.

by badmonkey13121 February 20, 2011

Mexican search

When the police illegally or arbitrarily search your vehicle or person and seize any found contraband.

The cops totally Mexican searched my car and took my stash but at least they didn't charge me.

by Popo Pedro July 28, 2017

mexican ivy

A wall shower of feces often found in public restrooms.

We stopped at a gas station to fill up and use the restroom, but the Mexican ivy was so bad I decided to just hold it.

by Mattedroom February 10, 2017

mexican popcorn

A common saying in middle america where you use a piece of corn to wipe your ass after diarrhea then dry age it for 30 days and when it’s hard and flaky, you donate it to the poor as soul food flavored popcorn kernels

“My family and I donated 300 barrels of mexican popcorn to our local food shelter”

friend-“wow that’s great! You should put that on your college application for service hours!”

*hobo walks out of a bakery with brown teeth and a plastic bowl of popcorn*

by footlongdick April 24, 2022