im screwed

when you know u wont be able to resist someone or something

Person 1: "OMG, Im screwed, they are so cute i cant wait to see them again"

by bob!bj January 28, 2022

Im dead

Expression of something being so shocking you think its a dream and or finding something extremely funny

Nahh brooooo, im dead

by ImZenoh April 12, 2023

Im mad

.....

Im mad about life.

by Hmug February 10, 2021

achyut IMS

Someone who is the butt of the joke and likes to make out with kids
Can be referred to someone who has a very loud sneeze is very annoying at sometimes with it
Not very blessed vertically

Dude can you actually shut up you are such an Achyut IMS right now

by TheRealGuyIMS May 7, 2024

im ejaculate

When you're ejaculate

Lady is pretty Im ejaculate for half an hour

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

im grilled

When youre so blazed youre all flat and ffeel like a burger cuz youre fucking brazzledx.

Youre so high youre burnt..

alexis: shit bro u good?
magitch ypoopoo: im grilled.
alexisfunnies:shit dude

by MelodyTrinket July 5, 2021

im telling of you

a phrase used by young children, usually aging from around 4-10, to indicate what a person had said beforehand was inappropriate and unsuitable to say in a school. People over 10 will most likely use it satirically.

edgy 13 year old: shut the fuck up man or else it's done for our asses
little sister: ohhhmmmm im telling of you!!!

by Teyst April 16, 2024