rabid blowjob

When a woman eats mentos then drinks coke and proceeds to suck your penis.

I met this skank at the bar, and I said bitch give me a blowjob. She said only if it's a rabid blowjob you motorboatin son of a bitch!

by Dickbutt larry October 19, 2017

Al Dente Blowjob

A blowjob with a pleasurable amount of teeth

Joe’s girlfriend gave him an al dente blowjob last night

by Anonymous grifting June 30, 2025

Blowjob Gaystrong

The fandom nickname of Billie Joe Armstrong, lead vocalist of Green Day.

1: Oh yeah, I really like Blowjob Gaystrong, he's my favourite member!

by VirgilTheDem April 10, 2023

national blowjob day

On april 19th every girl will give a man a bj taken or not!!
just pull the trousers down and get suckin!!

person 1- let me suck your dick

person 2- i have a girlfriend!
person 1- but it national blowjob day!!

by bananaman98 April 18, 2019

Schrodinger's Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob while at a sex party (sexoska) and almost falling asleep next to the love-making male-female couple who might happen to be your friends and are hidden under the blanket. It is usually linked with a dilemma of whether to look under the blanket or just let it be.

Hey pal, I was getting a Schrodinger's blowjob yesterday but really had no idea whether it was Andy or Mary schmosomimly sloppily blowing me.

by higlandoutdoordaddy December 22, 2022

Polish Blowjob

When you have your dick inside a woman's or man's ass, then they fart and blow your ball's up.

I was fucking Nancy in the ass and she gave me a Polish Blowjob.

by Good Citizen July 20, 2024

Dirty Karina Blowjob

When you’re inspired by the ‘dirty Karina’ and decide to kick it up a notch with a naughty but nice blow job using a combination of - hallucinogenic hot sauce, ice cubes and milk. (Proceed with care and caution). Not as hilarious as the former similarly named definition- but enjoyable. Cosmopolitan magazine would be proud.

Dude: damn that was one amazing blowjob last night. I think it was the best I’ve ever had.
Dude 2: was it a dirty Karina blowjob!?!! Man you lucked out I thought it’d be funny to get her to lick hot sauce off my balls- it was NOT!

by Cheesy girls December 8, 2023