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Hero

A person with the name “Hero” is often considered a real hot male with a abnormally long shlong. This person is most likely the funniest, hottest, smartest and coolest human being you’ll ever see in your life.
O.M.G girl, Hero just looked at me for 0.7 seconds *passes out*
by Hero’s admirer November 22, 2021
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Marquee Hero

Cannabis smoking fuckwit. Someone who is slow, useless, and creates more work for others.
A marquee hero has clearly been at work here - the wood shed looks like a grenade has gone off inside.
by MarqueeBoyLordG June 7, 2025
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playin' DJ Hero

Another way of saying fingering a female.
Yo' I was at ol' girls house last night. I messed w/ her one time & this chick was tryna have me playin' DJ Hero all motha fuckin' night?!
by Comanche Jackson December 6, 2010
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Hero Tax

When a member of an emergency service (Fire, Police, EMS) gets a photo or quote on TV or in a newspaper, they pay the "hero tax" to their coworkers. generally coffee/donuts brought to the station.
Hey Harley, this you in the paper? looks like you, Mr hero over here, did you really have to flex for the camera? Looks like someone owes a hero tax!
by Adaephon Delat August 22, 2017
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Hero player in smash

hero players in smash ultimate is someone who has been lost to the dark side and now is the most sadistic human you have ever meet. his play style has also rooted to only use specials and his fabled down b menu has made him a gremlin with the things that he can get away with in tournaments. although, masahiro sakurai wanted them to root in hell forever so he also added critical hits. you see hero was a lure for all the basement dweelers so then they could all be grouped up so we can view what a no skilled character can do to your mental health.
Random person 1: Hey. that guy looks really bad
Random person 2: Yeah... hes a hero player in smash ultimate
Random person 1: oh that makes sense.
by McMuffinPuffin November 14, 2023
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Crying hero

Crying hero, sometimes referred to as "Goofball" is a slang term for the combination of the polydrug obtained through mixture of methamphetamine and heroin (fentanyl can be used in place of "hero" albeit with a higher risk of overdose) as means to differentiate it from the common mistake of confusing "Crying Hero" (Winter storm, Goofball, Numb/Encore, frostbite, or simply Heroin & Meth) with "Speedball" (Meth & cocaine), due to Crystal's synthetic composition being more dangerous & addictive than Cocaine's natural composition, which causes an increased chance of overdose as well as other medical problems including you hire percentage of fatality. Crying hero also can be achieved through IV or "snorting" (Inhalation through nasal passages) whereas The common definition of "speedball" refers to usage by means of IV only.
"I didn't have the cashflow to throw a speedball, so instead I tried crying hero, and he is only getting louder"
by Måsådå September 21, 2020
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