pull-a-christian

Meaning to be caught unaware due to being maniacly focused on something, in place that with retrospecks,was not a good place to be, leading to incarceration.

At 3am the light from the 7-11 dumpster caught the attention of a cop,that saw it coming from a head lamp and knew someone was about to pull-a-christian.

by youcanhandleit December 2, 2014

Christian Threesome

A christian threesome is a sexual act involving boy-girl-girl. Thats what makes it wholesome, not no two guys and one girl, that's just gay sex with a witness.

Let's have a christian threesome, just me (guy), you (girl), and Sarah (girl), it'll be wholesome.

by LittyAgain October 2, 2020

christian carmichael

A kid who's going to be popular when he is 14 years old and will have a girlfriend named Kendal Shelley.

Have you met Christian Carmichael he's popular now!

by Christian Carmichael March 14, 2017

Christian Gillman

The True Ultimate Figglebottom male
Vagina always on the mid
Likes being with mandem

christian gillman slapped a kid round the chops

by BrandyCream October 5, 2021

Mother Christian

A christian that pushes their believes down nonbelievers' throats, judges everyone, and is extremely closed minded. Examples are Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Westboro Church

Sarah Palin Michele Bachmann Westboro Baptist Church Mother Christian

by Christian Judgmental teaparty December 5, 2013

Christian Anselmini

A guy who looks like a rat, his teeth are bigger than his dick. Avoid him at all times he has sti

Oh look thats christian anselmini, his tooth is bigger than his dick

by Jeffreyfif May 8, 2018

abilene christian

A college where 90% of created madden characters come from

My madden team is an Abilene Christian dream team

by kinda true May 12, 2021