Oral sex after your partner takes a piss when they haven’t had any water for 16 hours, following a strenuous exercise session in tight fitting shorts or pants made from synthetic material.
John Austin: Hey Luke, how was CrossFit today?
Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!
John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!
Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!
John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!
by Lane Ass February 11, 2022
Get the salty lady mug.When you creampie a girl doggystyle, then she squeezes it out and it plops onto the soles of her feet underneath her, like when the lunch lady slaps a scoop of food on your tray, therefore making her the Lunch Lady
Eddy: “Hey, did you hear Jake made Amber a lunch lady the other night?”
Mark: “No, but I hope she didn’t walk to the bathroom after, he’s got new shag carpet”
Mark: “No, but I hope she didn’t walk to the bathroom after, he’s got new shag carpet”
by Bryscuit July 17, 2021
Get the Lunch Lady mug.an updated, more posh version of "fag hag'; specifically, a group of women who have a central gay male figure in their group.
by rebar January 21, 2009
Get the lady court mug.Reference to a woman's equipment. The VA Jay Jay. Balls can be called nards. So why not call ours "lady nards?"
I like that even better than meat flaps.
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I slept with Steve again last night. Man, my lady nards are hurtin'!
Shit my period came yesterday and my lady nards look like a crime scene!
Shit my period came yesterday and my lady nards look like a crime scene!
by Daisyflowerssc April 26, 2021
Get the lady nards mug."there will be so many casserole ladies trying to date me."
"All the casserole ladies will be fighting over him after she's gone"
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"She's just a casserole lady"
by katz22 December 22, 2022
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by Laura Branz December 11, 2003
Get the Lunch Lady mug.(v.) The act of sharing a piece of food from oposite ends similar to the spaghetti scene in the famous Disney movie, "Lady and the Tramp."
(v.) Eating opposite ends of a food until both partners meet in the middle.
(v.) Eating opposite ends of a food until both partners meet in the middle.
Sorry guys, I only have one Snickers bar left for the two of you, but you can lady and the tramp it if you want.
by d_fresh January 9, 2010
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