by Aslegue87 July 30, 2022
Get the William Richard Johnsonmug. by Cardiac Johnson August 22, 2023
Get the yerkin my johnsonmug. Hes the goat He gonna have a clothing line be a platinum rapper or popular youtuber or Actor and he gonna be a millionaire with the most prettiest Wife and gon be having 2 Sons And 1 Daughter or 2 sons 2 daughters when he 28 and his folks and his brother gon be straight 4 life………
by TJG4DAWIN February 18, 2022
Get the Jeremiah Johnson Jrmug. A YouTube channel with over 15 million subscribers. Known mostly for his YouTube shorts and his band Your Favorite Martian. Unlike what the top definition says, he's still around in 2023.
by anonym0u$e September 10, 2023
Get the Ray William Johnsonmug. When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.
When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
The Angry Johnson Thompson:
Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.
Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"
Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"
Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.
Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"
Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"
Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023
Get the The Angry Johnson Thompsonmug. The chadliest of men, often with a very large penis. This man, the king of bread. His ass is so phat, he can destroy worlds with it. Women fawn over him. Men want to be him. When you see that iconic chadly smile you will you lose your shit. His ass is so great , he can hold guns with his glorious cheeks. Trained by Chuck motherfucking Norris, and Bruce Lee, he eats planets, like its bread. A superior being that wields the mighty num-chuk lightsaber.
by Genghis Kahn January 10, 2021
Get the Jason Jackson Johnsonmug. Me: bro that dude eats cigarettes. Friend: he look like he was born out of ant hill Me: hes a colby bobby johnson for sure
by truthdefintion November 1, 2018
Get the Colby Bobby Johnsonmug.