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Business Athlete

Straight out-of-shape men in their late 30s in the St. Louis area who take professional photos with Louis Vuitton bags and other very visible luxury brands, while claiming to be “athletes” on Instagram, even though they post video after video of them taking up space, sitting at 24 Hour Fitness, hogging equipment after 2 reps, accompanied by “I create 6-7 figure earners” in their IG bio, while preying on 18 year olds to join their full commission, life insurance MLM (multi-level marketing company) that has terrible reviews online for not delivering on policies since the company makes its money on Pyramid Scheme-ish “join my team” referrals and a promise you’ll get your dream car which is a used Audi. Every once in awhile they post vacation pics with ugly women and vague, motivational quotes in their captions with a pitch to DM them if you want to be one of the “few selected” for a “life changing opportunity”.
“I’m a business athlete. I approach business with the mentality of an entrepreneur and physicality of an athlete all in one.”

“That’s a cool way to say fake life insurance agent
by TinderDoucheObserver August 24, 2022
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Bad business

Selling a faulty item or ripping people off (disrespectful price gouging). Having no respect for your business or what you represent. RUNT
Bad business is unappreciated and unacceptable to most.
by Finnly December 6, 2023
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Business Tilting

Business Tilting is where a Business makes a strategic shift from their established core products and services, to new and improved products, services and customer experience. This tilts the odds in the Business’s favor by making it more likely that customers will buy from them instead of a competitor.
The entrepreneur realized that the key to sustainable growth was not just about profit but also about responsible business tilting towards ethical practices and social responsibility.
by wordowl October 23, 2023
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Pretty Busy

Having no time at all for the usual life style like hanging out with the bros. Also the act of fornication that leads to lots of children
Garrett was pretty busy this weekend he had no time for the ladies!
by Fudgeywudgeyboo August 11, 2019
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Business Casual Mullet

When you're on a Zoom call with business colleagues and you're wearing business casual up top and not much down below. Options for the bottom half include regular underwear, leopard print speedos or nothing at all.
I got up late for work so i put on a button down and nothing else and jump onto the video conference call with the business casual mullet.
by _so_why_not_ April 26, 2024
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Busy doors

Busy doors, similar to very busy. Often used in online gaming, specifically warzone. Can also be used by door to door salesman to suggest a rather laborious day or work where people are likely to be home. More relevant on bank holidays or when knocking council estates where people are often home during the day.
Right boys, I'm landing on the Lighthouse and it's gonna be busy doors
by EWW.. Whats_that_my_brother March 19, 2024
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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
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