super tights

Extremely tight jeans that take atleast 10 minutes to get on and off not good if you want to get laid

take your super tights off so we can have sexual intercourse.

by nick t mofos December 30, 2007

Super friendzone

Pretty much like, you're friend zoned... but you get the hugs, kisses, hearts, "I love you"s, all that stuff. You just can't have anything truly romantic or special.

"Man, that chick just super friendzoned me. Worse than friend zone."

by RinNagamine January 21, 2012

Super Genius

The smartest and dumbest mother fucker that ever lived.

Wile E Coyote, super genius!

by SuperGenius October 15, 2017

super stranger

a super stranger is when someone else sits on their own hand, and then proceeds to jerk you off

we were going to have a circle jerk, but we decided to go with super strangers instead; this way, it doesn't really count.

by That crazy guy that loves vodka November 18, 2006

Super-Cunt

The most extreme of Cunts, derived from Cuntimous Maximous, it is the description of a person who you would murder 3 times over for the simple joy of ridding man-kind from this terrible human being. They reign superior over all other cunts, no cunt compares to the Super-Cunt. The Super-Cunt commits atrocities on the regular. They are usually a conservative.

(guy 1): Hey do you know that guy Doug? the one who drop kicked a baby, denies the Holocaust, and donates to the KKK?

(guy 2): Yeah, he's the reigning Super-Cunt.

by thelifeofnemo January 3, 2019

super clingy

when your day has been just right and you start feeling chatty for your crush as the moon appears.

"hey, feel like a glass of wine on the balcony or a bavarian beer down at the river? I'm all goody moody and super clingy. like i could literally sit in your hair!"

by Krkič April 25, 2019

Super Koyo

a) noun, a extraodinarily beautiful super-hero who needs no cape, just rock-climbing gear, yoga, and her sunny smile to kick the forces of evil's arses. This super-hero is known to do all things and everything, fueling her generous spirit and laughing at children habit with only diet coke and gluten and lactose free nutrition.

b) verb, to either: survive hell (take out the e, replace with and i) with a smile, to beat up large impostors named Stefan, to conquer the world, to lead the sometimes lost, to give hope, to love, to cause Mischief AND to give grief to silly students like Taylor, Jessica, or Keely (well more than just those mavaricks)

a) (noun)
"Watch out, Debbie Downer! Super Koyo is about to burst your little raincloud with her sunny smile and killer yoga pose!"

b) (verb)
"That Bully named Silly Stefan is at it again....I'm gonns go SUPER KOYO on his ass!"

by T-to the A Y L O R...i'm taylor April 13, 2008